Pencils

Penetrating opression

TRIGGER WARNING

If you experience heavy mind detoriation because of abstract descriptions of phallic objects, dont read on.

For centuries, woman have been opressed by not giving them education, or even the ability to read and write. We endured so such oppression during medieval times. Since then, those privileges have been given to us, just around like the last few hundred years, and in many countries, it's still a problem. Iran, Irak, you name it. There are a lot of opressed woman-societies out there.

But the patriarchal opression of not education us woman survived. It survived in the form of a phallic-shaped object which is used in almost all of academia and in all industries:

THE PEN

It's a phallic shaped object that gives us the ability to speak, to write! It's the pen! The Patriarchy is enabling us only via use of one of their most vile objects, the representation of male sexuality: The phallic object. We oppressed woman have to endure so much, and we even get hand-raped daily by pencils, pens, crayons and whatnot. Even small children aren't spared! 

TRIGGER WARNING: Patriarchy in action

I am so happy to write to you via keyboard. Thanks to our modern day and age, I don't have to touch anything phallic-shaped anymore, I don't have to participate in oppression-culture. Everytime, someone wants me to, for example, have my signature or something, ill just print it out and glue it on the contract. Yes, it sounds strange. Yes, people will give you weird looks, and get angry to you saying its "unprofessional" to do during a meeting when there a "new" and "valuable" costumers there. Sigh, just another sign of partiarchy.

Because every time I take up a pen, pencil, crayon, or whatever long and hard may there be, it is partiarchy. We have to awaken our inner goddess, and not let us get astray from such vile things.


But I am going a step further. I present you a solution outside of the modern day and age technology (which is invented by opressing men anyway). It as simple as it is brilliant. I present to you: Fingerpaint. It's the ideal solution for a modern day feminist. You don't have to use patriarchal oppression. No! You can use your own body freely, according to your own will and don't need to get hand-raped.

Or just dont do your signature! You're a free woman! You go girl!

If someone want's you to use the run-of-the-mill oppression tool, the pen, just look into your purse
and get our that old little bucket of fingerpaint, slip a dip into that jug, and artistically portrait your signature on a contract.

This way, we'll do a subtle, but efficient attack on the patriarchy by not allowing it to rape our hands. We actively deny rape culture that way.

I'd like to discuss this revolutionary thought with you as i just ordered 25 gallons of black finger paint.